Come to the Dark Side! A Royal Decree!

So it seems the Queen decided to go in attack mode and find out what the hell is going on with her royal subjects.  While she did leave the Sir and I alone during this raid, we know our time is coming.  So I figured I at least better give you an update on why I haven't been posting much.

First of all, life has happened.  My kids seem to have a new school project, party or school work every freaking week that needs my attention.  Yes, I want to be a good mommy but please teachers realize that you get paid to teach my children.  So quit sending me stuff that I have to learn.  I have already done first grade homework once in my life and I don't like repeating it.  And someone please tell me why they are teaching 7 year old children freaking division?!! I need a calculator for that shit.

Also, since the Queen likes to point out that we aren't doing our Royal duties -- cough cough -- lets not forget what she does in her spare time. *swagbucks* *superpoints*....need I go on Momma Queen? LMFAO

Not only have I been busy with the kid stuff posted above, but I run my book review blog, design things for people (blogs and such), plus I have to throw in reading somewhere so I CAN review, everyday errands, and shopping.  Hey, shopping in my world is a chore and job. I get no luxury in it.

BUT........I have also found a new outlet that sucks up a good chunk of my day.  Behold the culprit!

I thought it would be no big deal to join this pin board site.  If anything it would free up space on my laptop and I wouldn't have to scroll through six pages of bookmarked sites.  Now they will all be in one spot.

Then I realized that Pinterest is a drug people.  It lures you in with simplicity but never lets you go.  I must have held my pee for an hour because I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT PINS!

I created several boards. Eye Candy (not sweets, but sexy men!), recipes, childhood memories, humor , etc....

I am addicted.  I have also gained about thirty pounds because I have found so many recipes lately.  (Slutty Brownies, Hello Dolly's, Cream Cheese Crockpot Chicken, Pizza Casserole, Unicorn Poop Cookies, and Oreo Pudding Poke Cake.
*wipe the drool people and save it for the eye candy board*

Yes I am addicted. No you can't stop it. Come join the dark side of Pinterest.  Sorry Queen....I will try and schedule my Royal duties in there somewhere.  Maybe I will make a board for that.

FIND ME ON PINTEREST HERE