Royal Assignments

Well it seems our beloved Queen has been put into DETOX which is kind of ridiculous.  I mean The Queen and detox should never be said in the same sentence.  That is like saying The Dutchess and boob job in the same sentence. They just don't compute.  I keep getting a server error in my brain.

So the PWT is trying to spring her from the B Ford wannabe center and gave us assignments.  first of all, I am slightly ticked off that the Queen is getting to enjoy the spa and glorious meals of steak, lobster and mystery meat.  Frankly, I think when she said the mystery meat was the best meal ever that A) it is laced with gin or B)it is actually a John snuck in her room.

So The Sir and I needed to get all of the Johns put away before the judge arrived to check out the kingdom.  We installed this new jail at the kingdom for when the hookers decided to squander their tips from the Queen.  So we stashed the Johns in there. It is hidden below the gator pond, so their screams of protest are disguised with the gator talks. 

Then we took it a step further.  If they refused to be quiet until this ordeal was over with, they were forced to watch a stripper video.  They were excited about this until we gave them a picture preview of what the video actually entails.  We kept the picture up for a reminder in case they get out of line.

So now we are off to help the Bartender.  She is one crazy gal, so we might actually get some work done or we might be drunk off our butts when PWT checks in on us.  No telling what we might be doing.

THE DAME