High Water Pajamas Are Mine!

The Sir has a hard time finding pajama pants that stay long after washing.  Yeah, I know you are suppose to wash in cold to prevent shrinking, but they still do it anyway.  I told The Sir there is a pant leg eater in the washing machine but he thinks I just had one too many glasses of Southern Comfort.  Anyway...there is a point to this post, honest!  Here is an actual conversation that happened this morning between The Sir and The Dame.

SIR:  Here are those two pairs of pajama pants. You can have them.

ME: Why would I want them? Why don't you keep them and you know, actually wear them!

SIR: Because after washing them, they are now high water pants.

ME: So what. Oh wait...you don't want to have to look down and see your pedestal you are on because of high water pants.

SIR: Laugh all you want. People will laugh at me if they see me in high waters.

ME: I see a post in this and trust me, they will laugh at you no matter what. Because we love to laugh at men anyway.

So now I own a few pairs of those pajama pants that I can add to my fabulous wardrobe.  You know how I always dress up in the mornings just to take my kids to school.  So bye bye sweats, hello pajama bottoms that have cool designs.  Yes, I am that  mom who shows up with her hair in a ponytail, pj's, slippers and doing the drive by of dropping the kids off.  I only dress up when there is a Royal Party. Enough said.