NO FREAKING INTERNET!!!!!
I was in limbo. No wait....THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!
I kept refreshing the page and nothing. Nada. Zip.
I called my internet provider and they were aware of the problem and were trying to fix the outage in our area. Do they not realize how crushing it is not to have access to the internet world?
I mean, how was I to know if The Queen was out of gin?
Was the Dutchess making her brownies and drowning in her bathtub due to her boobs weighing her down?
Was our new Princess Vet biting the gators back when they got grouchy?
Was our beloved PWT being tied up and coerced into giving secret Royal info by the OC?
Sister Wife was probably off doing god knows what and trying steal Princess Vets new crown!!
I needed my internet! Besides, if I didn't get it back soon I wouldn't be able to play Pogo games and I needed that final badge of the week people!!
How did I ever survive without the internet? I am putting curses on those internet Gods if they do this again. No one should have to be forced to curl into a fetal position sucking their thumb because they feel alone without their Royal counterparts. I was scared people. I thought the world was ending.
Finally they fixed it and I am slowly getting my composure back. I did have to go buy some new heels and some more Southern Comfort to make me feel better, but the next time those people kill the internet with that switch I am letting the gators on a free for all.
4 comments:
Thank god you finally got it fixed.
that happened to me at the beginning of the week i was like ahh come on wtf!
The royals have a page now on facebook. just so you know.. same title as their blog.. come find us.. lol
No one should ever be out of internet, booze, heels or batteries...oh wait and brownies, girls gotta eat!!
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