It seems I had to remind The Sir AGAIN how the cow ate the cabbage.

You see, I grew up around a mother who claimed Sarcasm was her second language.  If there was a comeback or a joke to be told, she could deliver it on the spot.  

I have had years of practice to try and copy her.  She rocks when it comes to that.

So I made a sarcastic remark to The Sir last night and he told me I couldn't use his remarks back at him. Then he proceeded to call me a Smartass.

To which I replied:

"That is correct. I am the Smartass and you are the Dumbass."

See husbands. Do NOT mess with a wife who has Sarcasm as her second language.  It does not end well. Especially when you try and use it against us.  You will always end up looking like the dumbass.

Quote of the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'